Dedicated Liverpool FC Fan Cries After Steven Gerrard Announces Departure
Hayley Masterson has been a fan of Liverpool FC her entire life, so when news broke that skipper Steven Gerrard was finally leaving, she took it to heart. Between sobs of pure emotional distress,...
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Walt Disney World Guest Challenges Gaston To A Push-Up Contest And Gets Schooled
A Walt Disney World Florida guest has become a viral sensation after challenging 'Beauty And The Beast' star Gaston to a strength contest. He's only got himself to blame for picking a fight with the...
View ArticleFans Disappointed As 'Back To The Future II' Turns Out To Be Work Of Fiction
Film fans have expressed their disappointment at the realisation that the movie 'Back To The Future II' is a work of fiction and not, in fact, a documentary. "I thought it was an accurate portrayal of...
View ArticleBrody Brixton Is The Best French Bulldog Around
Little Brody is only 3-months-old, but he can already do loads of awesome tricks after 4 days of training. He can shakes hands, ring a bell, and much more. Look out, Crufts! Waste some time: watch more...
View Article15 Ridiculous Things Fashion Designers Expect Us To Wear In 2015
Fashion! As David Bowie once said. Yes, a new is upon us - so it's time to look at the style trends that are going to be hot this year. And we don't mean the boring wearable ones like 'flat shoes',...
View ArticleNigel Farage Attacked For Failing To Integrate With Rest Of Society
The inability of Nigel Farage and other right-wing politicians to integrate and speak the same language as those working in the NHS has been attacked as 'scandalous'. "The whole point about politics,...
View ArticleHawkeye And Windy's Pro-Ukip Song Is Absolutely Not About The Daily Mail
This song about a fictional immigrant-blaming, Ukip supporting, woman-hating newspaper is quite catchy. Even though it certainly doesn't bear any resemblance to any major UK publication at all. Watch...
View Article12 Fun Facts About Twelfth Night
It's Twelfth Night! The day after Eleventh Night! But how well do you really know the marking of the end of Christmastide and the coming of the Epiphany? Here are 12 amazing and possibly untrue facts...
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'Judge Me On My Record,' Says David Cameron. So We Did...
"I want to be judged," David Cameron told Andrew Marr on his Sunday show. "I'm very happy to be judged on the record that I have as Prime Minister over the last five years." Alright then, Dave......
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Why Does George Osborne Look So Incredibly Evil?
On Monday, Chancellor George Osborne delivered a press conference alongside four other big names in the Conservative Party to kick off the Tory push for the general election. Departing from his usual...
View ArticleHis Birthday Party Was Ruined, You Can't Blame This Kid For Flipping Out
This young boy was enjoying his birthday, but as he blew out the candles one of his guests thought it would be funny to push his head into the cake. Well, it was funny. But not for the birthday boy....
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Absolutely Everyone Is Getting Married Except For You, New Statistics Show
Further evidence emerged today that absolutely everybody in the world is getting married apart from you. A sample survey from the Mail Online showed that 90% of people have recently got hitched or are...
View ArticleVery Real Sasquatch Family Spotted On Arizona Highway, Official Agency Warns
A government agency has taken to Facebook to warn it may have spotted 'a family of sasquatches' by a highway. Nearly 2,500 people have shared the Arizona Department For Transportation's Facebook post...
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Functioning Alcoholics Taking A Month Off Drinking To Prove They Don't Have A...
Functioning alcoholics across Britain have given up drinking in an attempt to prove that they don't have a problem with drinking. "I absolutely don't have a problem with alcohol, which is why I'm...
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Kim Jong-Un 'Unhappy With Fifty Shades Of Grey Film'
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is unhappy about the forthcoming film version of the book 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' and is convinced that it is a satire on his regime, insiders say. Hollywood is bracing...
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Revealed: How To Get Gwyneth Paltrow's Beauty Regime For A Fraction Of The Cost
Gwyneth Paltrow reportedly spends £14,000 a month on beauty treatments. But if you don't have that sort of cash, don't despair - you can still get Gwynnie's glowing looks at a fraction of the cost....
View ArticleTweeter Pranks Tesco With 'Pink Dog' Picture
Twitter user and serial-prankster Adam Stone had a bit of an issue with a Tesco product recently so decided to contact the store directly. Hi @Tesco I've got a serious problem with one of your products...
View Article14 Classic Misheard Lyrics, From The Beatles To Bon Jovi
Warning: you may never be able to hear these songs in the same way again. From k.d. lang bemoaning the fact that she can't stand gravy to Alicia Keys singing about tomatoes (as you'll see, food is a...
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Virgin Trains Win Social Media For The Year After Saving Adam Greenwood......
We've all been there - you're on the loo, but you realise there's no toilet paper. It's an age-old problem, but in the 21st century one teen seems to have solved it. Adam Greenwood tweeted for help -...
View ArticlePixel The French Bulldog Can't Get His Bed Back From A Cat
At just 10-weeks-old, this Frenchie has already had enough of the family cat. Pixel's bed was stolen, and his struggle to reclaim it is incredibly cute - but he'll probably need to sleep on the floor...
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