Ed Miliband's Resignation Speech - A Translation
SEE ALSO: David Cameron's Victory Speech - Translated A full transcript of Ed Miliband's resignation speech... translated. Thank you for your kindness, friends. I'm so sorry, everyone. Friends, this is...
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2015 Election Results: The Honest Pie Chart
A look at how all the votes really break down, thanks to David Schneider and David Beresford... SEE ALSO: Ed Miliband's Resignation Speech - A Translation Six GIFs That Sum Up How Britain Feels Today...
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Who Will Be The Next Labour Leader? See The Latest Odds
Ed Miliband has stood down as leader of the Labour party - but who is likely to succeed him? Here's the first list of odds, thanks to bookies Robin Flavell, David Schneider and David Beresford: SEE...
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General Election 2015's Weirdest Candidates: A Guide To 'The Also Rans'
It's been a fairly shocking election, it's safe to say. But apart from three party leaders quitting within one hour and a lot of sleepy looking politicians looking sad, one thing has been overlooked -...
View ArticleDavid Cameron's Victory Speech - A Translation
SEE ALSO: Ed Miliband's Resignation Speech - Translated We translate the speech David Cameron gave outside 10 Downing Street today, following his party's victory in the general election. I’ve just been...
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Who Will Be The Next Leader Of The Liberal Democrats? Check Out The Odds
Nick Clegg has resigned - but who's going to take his place? Here are the first lot of odds, courtesy of bookies Robin Flavell, David Schneider and David Beresford: SEE ALSO: Labour Leadership Contest:...
View ArticleJimmy Kimmel Asks Kids If They Love Mum Or Dad Most
For a comedy sketch this is actually quite brutal. Jimmy Kimmel took to the streets of America to ask children who they love more - their Mum or their Dad? While putting on a brave face, we can only...
View Article'50 Shades Of Tory' Is Our New Favourite Twitter Account
We've already had 50 Sheds Of Grey and 50 Shades of Gran. So does the world really need another '50 Shades Of Grey' parody Twitter account? Yes. Yes, it does. Not least because the Tories, now in power...
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Man Recreates His Sad And Lonely Holiday Photos With His Wife And Baby - And...
Kentucky man Kevin Blandford won the holiday of a lifetime last month. Well, almost. His employer gave him a free a holiday to Puerto Rico - as a reward for his performance at work - but he wasn't able...
View ArticleWho Will Be The Next Labour And Lib Dem Leaders? We Look At The Contenders
Ed Miliband and Nick Clegg have both stepped down - and the race to find the next leaders of Labour and the Liberal Democrats has begun. So who's in the running? For Labour... And for the Liberal...
View ArticleMove Over, Grumpy Cat: It's All About 'Concerned Kitten' Now
We may have just found our new spirit animal. Say hello to Gary the kitten: Posted by Concerned Kitten on Saturday, May 9, 2015 Gary - who lives in Bolton with his owners Andy and Caroline Entwistle -...
View ArticleAt Last, 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' Gets An Honest Trailer
You can always rely on Screen Junkies to hit the nail on the head with their 'Honest Trailers' - and their latest, for the big-screen adaptation of 'Fifty Shades Of Grey', is no exception. From the...
View ArticleBus Company's 'Ride Me All Day For £3' Ad Campaign Prompts Suitably Twitter...
Welsh bus company New Adventure Travel has been forced to abandon an ad campaign featuring topless women holding signs that say 'Ride Me All Day For £3' (we're sure it seemed like a good idea at the...
View ArticleCorgi Puppy Tries To Pull Baby's Nappy Off, Is Adorable
Meet Frodo. He's a corgi puppy and he's ADORABLE. So is his little friend, Gunnar. Gunnar's happy his nappy is on nice and snug because Frodo really wants to pull it off. SEE ALSO: This Corgi Playing...
View ArticleNigel Farage Un-resigns As Ukip Leader: The Official Statement, Translated
SEE ALSO: Nigel Farage Un-resigns: The Funniest Twitter Reactions We translate today's statement from Steve Crowther, Chairman of Ukip: As promised Nigel Farage tendered his official resignation as...
View ArticleNigel Farage Is Back As Ukip Leader, And Twitter Is In Meltdown
SEE ALSO: Ukip's Official Statement On Nigel Farage - Translated Nigel Farage is back. Although it seems like he never really went away, doesn't it? That's because he didn't... If he left work on...
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Man Has Weekend Off From Work
A man has had the weekend off from work. The man walked out of his job on Friday, only to return on Monday. He is now back at work as normal. Did you leave your job on Friday and come back on Monday?...
View Article#HipsterCrimes That Would Get You Arrested By #HipsterCop
Ever since #HipsterCop took London (and the UK) by storm, it's become clear what his true calling is - taking down people who commit #HipsterCrimes like riding a fixie bike under the influence of...
View ArticleCabinet Reshuffle Latest: Herod Appointed Secretary Of State For Children
JUDEA - Herod has been appointed Secretary of State for Children in the latest Cabinet reshuffle in the Toryean kingdom. Other notable appointments in the Roman senate include: John Whittingdaleus -...
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Human Rights Act To Be Scrapped: But What Will The Tories Put In Their...
The Conservatives will be pressing ahead with their plans to scrap the Human Rights Act - but what can expect to find in their planned replacement? HuffPost UK Comedy gets an exclusive sneak peek,...
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